Kevin Kicks Ass In Call of Duty: Black Ops 3’s “Seize Glory” Live-Action Trailer

Starring Michael B. Jordan, Cara Delevingne, and Marshawn Lynch, Activision presents the latest live-action trailer for Treyarch’s upcoming shooter, Black Ops 3, in traditional Call of Duty fashion.

It could have been better, but they cut out the part where I take out Cara’s character with a 360 no-scope and go on to get a 25-killstreak and call in a T-Nuke (not a Tactical Nuke but a Tea-Bag Nuke that that explodes millions of dried tea bags in all directions at high speeds, effectively tea-bagging every enemy on the battlefield at once) shortly after yelling, “are you man enough four all this f***in’ tea!? The director said it wasn’t unsuitable for younger viewers, or something like that.

Anyways, enjoy!

Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 launches this Friday, November 6.

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