DeAndre Cortez Way, better known by his stage name Soulja Boy, had updated his storefront SouljaWatch with a new handheld console titled “SouljaGame Handheld.”
The newest addition to his line up of Soulja-branded electronics comes just two weeks after he pulled consoles that contained hundreds of unauthorized ROMs from various game developers amid a potential lawsuit by Nintendo for a violation of the Trademark Counterfeiting Act.
The handheld, which conveniently looks exactly like Sony’s PlayStation Vita, is described as having “exquisite craftsmanship and fashion design,” sporting a 16:9 HD screen with a very non-HD resolution of 480 x 272, and allows owners to use a “multi thread task mode” so that you can listen to your favorite songs “while watching e-books.”
But wait, there’s more.
Your SouljaGame Handheld also comes with “stereo sound speakers,” and comes out of the box with support for JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIF, and PNG image formats. In case you aren’t in the business of using your handheld to photoshop with, it has “practical functions,” such as a calendar, calculator and even a stopwatch so you can time yourself on how long it takes for you to realize that you were sold a Vita rip-off.
You can buy the latest handheld for only $99.99 because Soulja Boy was kind enough to put it on sale from its original price tag of $200.
That junk is $27.69 on other sites
aliexpress.com/item/X1-Handheld-Game-Players-4-3-Inch-HD-Portable-MP5-4GB-8GB-Support-For-Camera-Video/32957092683.html
Oh man. The text blur on the second image alone makes it worth to visit the page.
Apparently it has 16 million cameras, all high def and attract more light and reduce crosstalk. I don’t even.
Somebody smack this guy and wake him up.
Sony & Nintendo and any others that are been ripped off by this guy, should join forces and sue is arse
Someone needs to put a bullet in his face.
Soulja Gameboy in this oh
Watch me rip off, watch me blow
Watch me sell that cheap ass dough
Then get sued by Nintendooo
Now watch me you
—buy that cheap ass shit
Now watch me you
—buy that cheap ass shit
Now watch me you
—buy that cheap ass shit
Now watch me you
—buy that cheap ass shit
Soulja Gameboy in it oh
Watch me scam and watch me yo
into prison I will go
Then watch me getting sued for mo
Lawsuit cannot let it go
When I sell Soulja Gamebo(y)
I go online and buy some mo
Now you
I’m jacking ya
And if in court we fight
Then I’m losing all the right
You catch me at the local cell
Yes I am fucked every day
Haters gonna laugh cause
I got me some HIV
his website is full cheap chinese knock offs of tons of other items too. Hes a shit rapper and clearly just wants attention and tofeed the stereotype of being a criminal/thief