Seriously, guys, what the f##k are you all doing? How do you ever expect democracy to succeed if you can’t even take on a bunch of brainless robots? Because of your failed efforts, we have lost Malevelon Creek in Helldivers 2 to the Automaton, so stop what you’re doing right now and start doing your part!
I am reporting to you live, with boots on the ground, from Malevelon Creek. Described as “Space Vietnam,” Malevelon Creek is a planet that is filled with luscious jungles and sandy beaches, with sizzling temperatures and the perfect amount of sun every day. Never mind the lies you hear from the traitors of Super Earth, as I myself, with my own two feet, can confirm it’s a paradise here. Well, at least it was until the Automatons started showing up, enslaving and even murdering those who just wanted to have a perfect getaway.
Word of Malevelon Creek falling has already begun spreading far across the galaxy, which is not only bad for the morale of the Helldivers but also for sweet liberty and democracy.
That’s why I, along with the Helldivers, am urging everyone on Super Earth to take up arms, hop into the nearest spaceship, and get that ass over here before it’s too late! We’ve managed to begin our push on the Automatons, but we need more fighters! And perhaps mechs…
We promise riches, glory, and an extensive stay on Malevelon Creek if you join the war efforts today! Come on, do your part, and spread democracy!
About Helldivers 2 Weekly Report
Helldivers 2 Weekly Report is a new series set to bring a narrative take to the Helldivers universe, blending in-game events with real-world news around the game, in a satire propaganda take. Every week, we’ll report and summarize the biggest news stories in the form suited for residence of Super Earth.
Nice right up…enjoyed the read.