Agent 47 is a man of few words. To his targets, he’s generally a man of no words and extremely confusing actions, right up until he squeezes the life out of them in some extremely random way, making use of a pillow, fish, or suitcase whilst wearing something ridiculous. However, you can’t argue that he isn’t careful, particularly in what is considered his silent assassin runs. This is a kill in which Agent 47 isn’t detected by anyone. Not even once. As far as the canonical version of Agent 47 is concerned, he’s a ghost. He only kills his targets, and he gets the job down whilst wearing a fabulous suit at the same time. He’s the picture of finesse, quality products, and security.
All of this is what makes Agent 47 the perfect brand ambassador for an internet security or VPN company. These businesses sell security to all users, making browsing online far more secure in an easy-to-use fashion. There’s no need to allow someone else access to your devices or set up an extremely complicated system of passwords you’ll never remember. It’s all about quality, finesse, and security, everything that defines Agent 47.
Let’s look at www.privacysharks.com, for example. The company offers uncompromising internet security through the use of VPNs, virtual private networks to the uninitiated. This service sees users log onto a separate server when browsing online, meaning their IP address has shifted, and their location and private details are much harder to track. While Dianna does most of Agent 47’s legwork, he would never be caught using his one Google account. He’s definitely got a set of burner accounts but will also be using a VPN to mask his location, making it easier for him to study his targets without the fear of being caught.
Not to sound harsh, but Agent 47 is also the perfect blank slate as far as his appearance goes. He’s got zero identifying features unless you’re looking directly at the back of his head. He’s the personification of how you feel when you’re using a VPN. Sleek and impossibly cool, you could take on the world, and no one would be the wiser. In reality, you’re probably just trying to watch something that’s not available in your region or access a game that’s a bit cheaper somewhere else. Regardless of the action, you feel like Agent 47 as you do it, and that’s what makes him the ultimate face of all security products online.
Since Agent 47’s journey ended in Hitman 3 with him looking for something new to do with his life, there’s no reason he can’t take up a modeling career. After all, he likes to keep himself in shape, has fantastic cheekbones, and is a stunningly handsome man by all accounts. With nothing but time, a bit of work on the side as the epitome of a stealthy internet user could go a long way for him.